I was so happy when I finally found out about VLC, haha

In the US, jelly is pectin-thickened juice but jam leaves the fruit puree in it.

Edit: Jelly is also a thicker gel texture, and jam is still quite loose.

I need some better stompy boots, but I don’t know where to even start looking. My daily wear look like normal hiking boots, but they’re steel toe and have an anti-nail steel plate in the sole. I’d like those features in a stompy boot, for maximum stomp.

I was looking for some local jam to gift for christmas, but it was all from out of state. I wound up going to the orchard itself and found some apple brandy jam, and a hazelnut spread.

Look Jan, ‘bicycle’ isn’t a dirty word, you just got dragged into HR because you said Deborah was the town bicycle.

I went to the co-op the other day, and they don’t even stock mostly local any more.

My gran used cottage cheese instead of pudding for that.

My partner and I are nominally poly, but it fell apart last time. Basically, the metamour got a good job in another state, and my partner wants to stay here to care for his aging parents.

We didn’t call them influencers, but people like Glenn Beck and Billy Graham were absolutely influencers. My parents whole church hung on their every word, so you really can’t say everybody knew to ignore it either lol.

Nah, back then you bought a microphone and broadcast your conspiracies via Citizen Band radio.

I wish the closest pool was cheaper and not half an hour’s drive away. It’s supposed to be good for your joints, and lord do I need it.

Don’t gotta worry about flames if you’re in the water, right? Haha

people think it’s weird that I sugar my entire body

Just gotta get into swimming then. Whole body depilation is normal for swimmers, since body hair creates drag in the water and slows them down.

Theres a large amount of anthro spider porn in general

Hey, she’s just got 6 years experience with being 18.

That is clearly a crystal with a ring of facets around the middle

I think they just wake up from a fever dream of opulence

Ugh, I think my fever dream is bugged.

Wendy’s does it like that, and Burger King has a little conveyor belt and the patty gets blasted with fire as it goes through.

Sure, I just need the password to your bank account to verify your identity first.

If you slant rhymed “ruler” and “tool”, I could see this in a spoken word piece