Dangerously close to live laugh love.

I figure it is like football team supporters.

Football isn’t real either. It’s a made up thing with made up rules and made up uniforms.

But it someone tells you they support a team, you go, “OK”.

Even if they are wearing the shirt of one team and say they support the other, “OK”.

Maybe they don’t look like they support either team, stil,l “OK”.

Nah, prefer my joke.

Paté cake.

He’s not even wearing a bandana or skateboarding with nunchuks. I highly doubt it.

Chill out, it was criticising the lameness of the meme, not you personally.

We recycling family guy bits now?

Ok, not preaching here… Just sharing something that helped me.

I was “terminally online”.

It got me down.

What I found out was that staying well informed doesn’t mean keeping up to date with what is happening at this very moment. It means learning all the wonderful things from history.

Well informed means learning, right?

There are so many brilliant things you can learn right now. And they’ll all make you a better, more useful, citizen.

Learn how to paint. Learn photography. Learn why the Japanese like squid. Learn cockney rhyming slang. Learn about Egypt’s history with gold. Learn it all. That’s also staying well informed.

News is such a small part of being human.

Yeah, we rely on people understanding context.

It’s wild.

Warhamster.

(Yes I know it isn’t).

A lot of damage is done by parents telling their kids that they are special and gifted.

I know they mean to be kind. It’s just that reality always turns up like the Kool-aid man.

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The pwner class.

Nice.

Children born between next Wednesday and Friday will be designated “generation cd-dvd” closely followed by those born the following week who will be called “generation noombers”.

The media will focus tightly on how these two groups, born mere hours apart can be entirely characterised in general terms that don’t consider geographic, social, economic, or race discrepancies and will set them against each other in a bitter feud that includes housing availability and which slang is the best slang.

As always, the wealthy will sidestep the horror.

We don’t even allow autonomy of the flesh, I suspect the chrome is going to be subscription only.

Hang on, there are other countries?

Yeah, we really need to stop taking about it as if it is difficult.

I think most folk’s apprehension comes not from the difficulty but because a certain type of person wants people to think that it is difficult.

“Confidently install Linux”

You mean pop in a USB pen and click install?

Yeah? Cool.