Never had a sandwich with baby seals, tho I’m willing to try most of anything once

Chronic? Yes. Pain? No, some other strain

You just gotta put it in yourself, like this:

Hi’m

Now you try

Timmies coffee used to be better back in the day, but then they changed suppliers and since then it just tastes like somebody forgot it in the oven for a few hours too many.

I think you missed the point.

If you never tried cafe au lait, cappuccino and others, you’d never know if you liked them or not and wouldn’t seek them out or bother to experiment with the other drinks.

Has nothing to do with being snooty, and has everything to do with sticking to the things you know and tried as opposed to going out of your way to try and discover new things.

Point is some people never go out and explore new flavours at the risk of not liking something.

Means you had (likely) cruddy coffee that was normalized for you since a young age, probably with loads of sugar and or milk/cream to boot.

Just the normal cycle for most people tbh.

The comfort of the known combined with an underdeveloped palette is what makes it attractive to a lot of people

It often changes and evolves with time as you grow older, kind of like when you try foods that you hated as a kid only to discover they’re really good.

Granted that only happens if you explore and experiment, otherwise you never really grow out of it

The crunch really leaves an impression for a long time too

Behold, the definition of “not my job”

Ah shit. Here we go again.

The thin mattress on the floor is actually better for your back.

I’m sure we could convince Elon to invest

With a bidet attachment so it can slurp every last bit

I know what I’m doing tomorrow.

Like all turds, flush it down

That’s not a suppository I hope

Republic of Biscay

Probably be a shorter answer if we ask how many aren’t hahah