This is the way.

Some people literally get tired after having caffeine. It’s not just adhd it’s a genetic thing that makes you tired. I have it and end up exhausted in bed without being able to sleep at all after drinking espresso.

What if nukes? No no it’s far safer in jumanji with the hunter

Make a spreadsheet to keep track of the unfinished ones so you can come back to them later. I find it very helpful

They should be given heart shield bibles so they don’t get shot in the heart AND so they can learn the good word of the founding father Jesus

I want robot parts as much as the next guy but bodily autonomy is crucial.

It’s because it sounds like you are dissing free Healthcare. Free Healthcare good. Expensive Healthcare bad. If you weren’t aware

People always say they hate those dreams when your teeth fall out but I love them. I especially like the ones where new teeth grow in afterwards and you can rip them out again

It feels nice when people like a thing you made. Up votes are an easy way to see how many people like it.

People in media always make immortality sound awful. It really wouldnt be that bad, they always make little twists like you can’t ever die or nobody else can be immortal with you, all because its hard to make giving people more time to live seem awful without those twists. I find it fairly annoying.

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Yeah Santa is very classist, he believes giving to the poor will create a dependence on welfare and drug checks the poor kids before giving them even cheap things

Jackie Chan

Jackie Chan

Jackie Chan

FUCK

Xkcd kinda did a video on it except the earth is the one that stopped. It’s pretty much exactly the same result though

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gp5G1QG6cXc

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You forgot about all the racism, that’s very culturally significant to America

Yep that’d do it

What spelling error did I make, I looked it over and everything is right.

My guess is the morrowind theme