Amen.

Buttspiders guy nailed it. Sorry my phobia rubbed you wrong.

Plus, I really hate the idea of my cheeks touching the screen… because then after the call I end up having to clean the screen off. Damned OCD.

Edit: Jfc lol was downvoted for sharing my phobia, stay classy Lemmy

It’s a little like those plastic surgery addicts, after your first few face changes you probably keep chasing that next high.

Is that you, Bobby Hill?

It’s because hands are hard to draw and lastly that looks like an average guys body hair, kinda shabby and pubic like. Use public showers enough and you’ll see all the types of body hair. Personally I look like Zangief thanks to steroids.

When you think about it, it makes sense if you imagine spez was dropped on his head a lot as a child.

That’s the correct answer. I was shot at once and the realization in the moment… well it messed me up royally.

Don’t forget the lead and steel.

Jokes on me, my house still has some lead pipes

fix’d that for you.

Not to mention, Elon has a flatter front than a Ken doll.

Here you go, whipped this together as I hate the original:

That also, I’ve never received so many stares. Like I was a vampire from Twilight, sparkling in the sun, or had a huge booger in my nose.

It’s unfortunate that it also requires you to live within shooting range of North Korea and China. Because Japan is a nice vacation spot.

What a seriously depressing thing to hear, but I can’t say it’s surprising anymore.

But, but… think of the corporations, and the profits they could miss out on! /s

The memories, I still have 2 in the garage. People actually still pay $100 for these?

If this was a gif, it would be perfect. 🤌