Welcome to the zoo.

Most of society doesn’t understand or doesn’t care.

That’s the key phrase. It raises doubt. Is the person being tried and the shooter the same person. If a jury sees this, they should doubt

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Whenever some asks ‘What would Jesus do?’ remind them that whipping a bitch is on the table.

God damn I love this movie. Steve Martin just fuckin killed it as the waiter. And the entire scene at the coffee house church with Dr Teeth.

I can still hear the opening of the song …

Oooohhhhh. YEAAaAAh!!!

Worst place I ate brought the raw burger to you next to a boiling hot slab of rock. I was expected to cook my own burger the way I liked it. Well fuck you, I’m paying you to cook my meal. Plus it just seemed disgusting to have raw meat at the table anyway

The reason kids have the games they have is because we were playing games in the 80s on Atari 800s that you had to type into basic from Compute magazine

Tomb raider rocked… Bayonetta, not as much

Got to get that cocaine to ward of the ‘Vapors’

So you’re saying Indiana Jones reaching back for his hat before the stone door slammed shut on his arm was a panic response? Lol

Actually, are we allowed to shoot coyotes in the city limits? Alligators are mostly chill and will just take off, but coyotes hunt around at night here.

Batman?

No squat rack, Go Rocky IV style. Grab 2 bags of potting soil over each shoulder and squat away. Grab a few gallons of water, bonus grip strength while squatting.

While drive a mile to the gym to run a mile on a treadmill?

Literally 43 workday accounts. And it couldn’t reuse the info I put in 42 times before

He’s as disappointed in the witcher as the rest of us

And don’t forget about separating parents from children, holding illegal immigrants in overcrowded cells made from chain link fences inside buildings… They are America’s version of the Show me your papers patrol.

It’s when CNN went to a 24hour news cycle and they had to fill that time with a bunch of talking heads spouting opinions.

All politicians have books…a single person is free to buy 10,000 copies, book seller gets a cut and politicians get the rest… 100% legal, clean profit. And the person that bought 10k copies gets access to said politicians

Also, America was formed because a bunch of rich, old, white guys didn’t want to pay their taxes.