FartsWithAnAccent

God loves a fool motherfuckers who are so fresh and so clean clean.

“Ain’t nobody dope as He, He just so fresh and clean.”

-The bible probably idklol

What kind of asshole inflicts more Jared Leto on the world?

Landmine, Gatorade, ???, Turtle?

I’m just gonna come out and say it: Emojis have gone too far.

This is so very close lol

What would you need a blanket for when you’ve got a fort?

Japan and Germany are in a fierce competition to set the record for highest number of niche words.

Booo! Use Calvin & Hobbes instead of this fascist shitstain.

TIL: Homosexuality was a religion?

Or is Christianity a sexual orientation?

Sunny Herzog

All the bells in the world disappeared into the goose’s possession.

Ralph, you little bastard.

Different people liking different things?

Nah, I don’t buy it.

Hmm, have you tried wearing a fancy hat?

womens division

upper left

Hmm…

Nope, I won’t be changing your mind because you are correct.

I haven’t noticed any slowdowns with Firefox and Ublock Origin.

There’s tons of legacy shit still running XP and there probably will be for at least another decade.

Eagle > Bic, just saying.

“Go far enough left and you get the guns back.”