Fellow Ameribros will get salty but this is exactly what freedom looks like.
It absorbs oil really well
They claim you have freedom of speech, and yet if you burn an american flag you get put on a terrorist watch list.
Really?
Yeah It’s pretty ridiculous. There’s been lots of cases of people who attended a flag burning for the fuck of it and ended up on a watch list. Even the guys who do it annually just as a statement that they can ended up on there. It’s not technically illegal but the state REALLY wishes it was.
Source?
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Republicans already do this with their swimwear.
Guess they were ahead of the curve for once.
For the traditional law and order crowd (not so sure now) wearing anything the US flag is unlawful until 1989 but now is still considered poor Etiquette and rarely acknowledged as such.
Also, the flag code is merely suggested standards for how to care for the Flag, and not a law that citizens must abide by. To go further, there is distinction between the flag, and flag motifs. Flag print toilet paper, totally okay, flag print jockstrap, totally okay. Taking your purpose made American flag, and wearing it as a cape, not okay. Wearing an American flag print towel as a cape, totally okay.
Tell that to all the 80s models in a US flag bikini.
This will free my butthole.
Non-american here. Why would u want to use ur flag as toilet paper anyway?
Counterpoint: why shouldn’t you?
A flag is a piece of fabric. People who swear their allegiance to it only tell the people more powerful than them that they will do any horrific things they are told as long as it uses that exact pattern of colours. They lose their individualism.
Know what else is a fabric? Toilet paper.
Counter-counterpoint: it’ll clog your pipes and ruin your septic system if you flush fabric.
That’s really the only reason not to use a flag.
And a flag is not even very good at cleaning your ass. It’s close to plastic and just spreads your shit.
Toilet paper is fabric?
No, it’s paper. It’s in the name.
I know. I was asking because the person I replied to said it was fabric, and my time working for a paper products company made me question their statement.
Yup, I was agreeing with you.
Dwight is that you?
Ahh, so the goal of this meme is to reemphasize the right to free speech and expression and to remind people not to lose their individuality by being nationalist. Fair enough.
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