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minus-squareAtelopus-zeteki@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 months agoChuck Norris was once bitten by a poisonous snake. And after a month of excruciating pain, the snake died.
minus-squarekersploosh@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months agoChuck Norris made his cowboy boots himself from real cowboys.
minus-squareAtelopus-zeteki@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months agoChuck Norris can make onions cry.
minus-squarekersploosh@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months agoLight doesn’t travel faster than Chuck Norris - he gives light a head start.
minus-squareAtelopus-zeteki@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoWhenever Chuck Norris’s parents had nightmares at night they would come to his bedroom.
minus-squarekersploosh@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months agoChuck Norris doesn’t lift weights. They rise out of respect.
minus-square𝚝𝚛𝚔@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoChuck Norris can win Connect4 in three moves
minus-squarekersploosh@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoChuck Norris can tie his shoes with his toes.
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoChuck is the poisonous one, since the snake died. The snake was venomous.
minus-squareAtelopus-zeteki@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoI’m so glad pedantry is not dead.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a poisonous snake. And after a month of excruciating pain, the snake died.
Chuck Norris made his cowboy boots himself from real cowboys.
Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Light doesn’t travel faster than Chuck Norris - he gives light a head start.
Whenever Chuck Norris’s parents had nightmares at night they would come to his bedroom.
Chuck Norris doesn’t lift weights. They rise out of respect.
Chuck Norris can win Connect4 in three moves
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his toes.
Chuck is the poisonous one, since the snake died. The snake was venomous.
I’m so glad pedantry is not dead.