If you’re feeling adventurous, try Kérsplôøsh.

I use Å and A interchangeably, and like to put umlauts in rändöm pläces for fün.

I think it was supposed to be Sidereal, which refers to astronomical measurements based on stars rather than the sun. But he couldn’t even spell it right.

The other guy in the oval office cheated on all three of his wives, and paid off at least one of his mistresses in an attempt to keep her quiet, so…

IIRC Chandler was the only one with a substantial job. He worked in IT and then as a data scientist. There was a running joke that he couldn’t explain his job in a way that his dense friends could understand.

Also that a group of underemployed 20-somethings can afford huge, well-furnished apartments in Manhattan.

I love that Gen Alpha won’t even get this reference because the movie came out 30 years before they were born.

The Calvin peeing window decal is the cherry on top. 🤌

Once and for all.

Man that takes me back. Trout slapping was a huge thing on IRC in the 90’s. I never understood why.

Edit: Apparently from Monty Python. Of course.

I think we’re getting low on foreplay, too.

Thank you, kind stranger!

Can we get a NSFW flag, please? This literally almost became an uncomfortable conversation with my coworkers.

Here in the US, I first learned about this from a Japanese exchange student. We quickly told him not to try it. Dude would have gotten his ass kicked by whomever he poked.

Of course Wikipedia has a helpful diagram for those who don’t know about Kanchō.

Oof, I never knew that.

He deserved better than for Street Fighter to be his last movie.