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minus-squareBrimos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up112·2 years agoWait, you guys get to retire?
minus-squarepH3ra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up60arrow-down1·edit-22 years agoMy retirement plan is 10 grams of lead
minus-squareHexagon@feddit.itlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·2 years agoMy retirement plan is society collapsing on itself
minus-squareAdolfSchmitler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 years agoAhh the old “Smith & Wesson Retirement Plan”
minus-squareColorcodedResistor@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoI call it pulling a Dieter Dengler , because when you tell people you plan to blow your brains out they get upset. My dignity won’t allow me to let someone else wipe my own ass.
minus-squareChrisLicht@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years ago4 bars and some fenty. Nu fuss, no muss.
minus-squarePunnyName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 years agoI’m gonna turn my on / off switch to “off”.
minus-squarepeopleproblems@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoI plan to build up my retirement fund to buy my medication for a month and then we’ll take it from there
minus-squaresolidsnake2085@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·2 years agoI’ve got 27 years until I am old enough to get my pension.
minus-squarejcit878@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·2 years ago26 to the month for me. assuming they don’t change it again
Wait, you guys get to retire?
My retirement plan is 10 grams of lead
Real (real)
My retirement plan is society collapsing on itself
Ahh the old “Smith & Wesson Retirement Plan”
I call it pulling a Dieter Dengler , because when you tell people you plan to blow your brains out they get upset. My dignity won’t allow me to let someone else wipe my own ass.
4 bars and some fenty. Nu fuss, no muss.
I’m gonna turn my on / off switch to “off”.
I plan to build up my retirement fund to buy my medication for a month and then we’ll take it from there
I’ve got 27 years until I am old enough to get my pension.
26 to the month for me. assuming they don’t change it again
I choose the Kurt Cobain retirement.