My pocket calculator: does not run anything

Conclusion: my pocket calculator wins. Always

Telegram started the enshittification route already. Premium version, locked features and stickers, spam about their crypto crap, and now these useless stories

MemeScanner

Does OCR on memes (or images in general), so you can search them by text

Skill issue

Serves them right

Maybe they’re afraid it could spread to a lot more users

Because you are the product being sold, and advertisers are the customers

I have an NFT joke, but it’s worthless

Then it’s not hunting. It’s war

No, but you can adblock the shit out of it

Or search google on google

It worked with beans, why not stroganoff?

My retirement plan is society collapsing on itself

Then try steering the wheel and changing gears at the same time, with just one hand. Let me know how that goes

Me with android auto and Bluetooth loudspeaker: hold my beer

They have the true “reject modernity, return to monke” vibe

The “dead internet” is getting closer

Me: Linux, can you uninstall the bootloader and kernel?

Linux: sure thing

Donald Duck

First world problem*