The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 年前If you purchase 12 months at a time, you can save a lot on the power steering subscription.startrek.websiteimagemessage-square108linkfedilinkarrow-up11.12Karrow-down116
arrow-up11.1Karrow-down1imageIf you purchase 12 months at a time, you can save a lot on the power steering subscription.startrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 年前message-square108linkfedilink
minus-squareTheLurker@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60·2 年前Wait till they pull a HP and brick your car for not using their official fuel.
minus-squareAbsolutemehperson@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·2 年前Or the Tesla blows up because you sent a mean tweet.
minus-squareCheers@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 年前“you liked ElonJet, so we’re now banning you from all Tesla services”
minus-squareCatoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 年前Xit is catchy but I’m still more fond of xcretion.
minus-squareangrymouse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 年前Or Epson bricking your car cause it got 6 years old
Wait till they pull a HP and brick your car for not using their official fuel.
Or the Tesla blows up because you sent a mean tweet.
“you liked ElonJet, so we’re now banning you from all Tesla services”
A mean xit?
Pronounced “shit”
Xit is catchy but I’m still more fond of xcretion.
The tesla drives you directly to the gulag
Or Epson bricking your car cause it got 6 years old