I took a rental offroading in Death Valley once. Covered in chips outside; inside drenched in powdery talc-like dust; and utterly, comprehensively, entirely fucked suspension. The staff at the rental office don’t give a shit as long as it drives and can be rinsed off.
Fuck it. It’s a rental, amiright!?
The fastest car is a rental car.
Also the best for offroading
In my experience it’s a white van with glass pane mounts on the side
Cleaning fees are gonna hurt a little.
I took a rental offroading in Death Valley once. Covered in chips outside; inside drenched in powdery talc-like dust; and utterly, comprehensively, entirely fucked suspension. The staff at the rental office don’t give a shit as long as it drives and can be rinsed off.