I’ve had fantasies of becoming a bus driver.

Three of our best senior engineers eventually decided to become farmers. One “retired” to be a personal chef.

I’m just saying.

I thought it was a computed/estimated value rather than one maintained explicitly by the platform. Of course, with Federation, there’s multiple services running that might take different approaches.

It’s a healthy change. You can always make another post, and just because people disagree with you doesn’t mean that your account wasn’t contributing and should have a score penalized in some fashion. It depends. We should get exposed to different ideas, even ones that make us uncomfortable.

I upvote this man’s wife.

Some legend did it with a can of beans. In fact we’ve had posts in the past that got a few thousand, but they are less common these days.

I don’t like how there isn’t a nice, cross-platform and secure way to sync my keys. Not all services allow multiple keys to exist at once.

I’m more impressed that they found buyers for my drunk shit posts.

Those can’t possibly be good for AI.

My wife made a giant folder called garbage she shoves stuff that she copied out of Windows to put in OneDrive so it can’t fit her files when it decides to randomly start uploading again.

Living your best life!

No seriously though. Do what makes you happy because it’s your life. Everybody dies at the end.

I love how on Android the system may warn your app about memory pressure, but it reserves the right to happily SIGKILL with no warning whatsoever and zero opportunity for recovery.

I’m not sure but it’s been working wonders for desktop Linux for the technically inclined.

I hope users know that Lemmy exists. Reddit suppresses discussion of alternatives and usually bans links. Word-of-mouth is slower but it will get there eventually.

I have a microwave that makes a noise when you stop it manually and also when you open and shut the door the beeping continues until the full sequence of beeps has completed.

I’ll be moving soon, and I am absolutely not taking it with me.

Fuck!

If I were trying to make weapons grade stupid this is definitely a good place to start doing it.

This meme implies they even considered the possibility of paying a fair wage.

There’s always something happening, and it’s also fair to say there’s always something not happening. It’s nice that the system as a whole can remain online despite individual instances requiring downtime.

I’m sorry but advertisements are too often a vehicle for scams and malware. It’s not merely a preference. They pose a very real danger due to a lack of enforcement of good advertising policies and ethics.

Well, yes. No reason to pretend to care anymore.