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Or mom runs to get something and you’re there hoping she gets back fast enough because you don’t have money to pay all that shit
This is weaponized anxiety
Haha a core memory for me as a parent. Sending the 7yr old to go and fetch something quickly and praying they come back and with the right thing
This was my mom when we got all the way to the checkout line before I realized we didn’t go down the candy aisle
Wait. My wife does this to me except she adds “see what beer they have too” and i fall for it. Fuck me.
There’s definitely no beer in the onion department. I checked.
Okay I’ll watch LOTR again.
And thus my quest began.
