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ummthatguy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Texas Priorities

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Texas Priorities

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ummthatguy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
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    Does anyone really go through life without a hurricane brisket? I’ve also started keeping a freeze brisket just in case. Plus my generic emergency brisket and my weekly brisket.

    • Anticorp@lemmy.world
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      No joke, I have 10 pounds of brisket and 10 pounds of pork butt in my deep freezer right now.

      • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
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        Are you ok? Do I need to send brisket? My smallest packer is 14lbs. I don’t want you to run out, friend!

  • OpenStars@discuss.online
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    Wait, I don’t see beer…

    Or propane, or propane accessories, SUS!

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      You don’t smoke brisket on propane.

    • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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      That’s because there is no limit on them.

      • OpenStars@discuss.online
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        That’s the explanation!

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    • ummthatguy@lemmy.worldOP
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      Rest assured, the graphics overlay intern was not just let go, but asked politely yet firmly to leave.

  • DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world
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    As Ted hurries to Cancun…

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      “these fucking kids, i tell you… they’re evil!” —Ted after getting caught again, probably

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