Hussy!

It’s basically bean dip, what’s not to love?

Apparently “cotton” and “Mexican” are slurs

I seem to remember a competitor, I think it was called 3DO or something?

So embarrassing

I’m already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life

I want to be a cat so I can be pampered, and lash out randomly and have people think it’s cute

Chaos dog

Sure, Andrew Yang, let’s get you back to New York

Delightfully devilish!

I never thought I’d die this way, but I always hoped

Athy, athier, athiest

Nice, very trochaic

Dude, droidface is not okay

Fuckin’ way she goes

They explicitly said to stop tipping by deciding to instead go to places that ban tipping

Is this a big city thing? This is the first time I’ve ever heard of this.

I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords.

The bug with 1 million shoes? Isn’t that Shub Niggurath?

I was just thinking about this the other day, haven’t seen it in a long time

Why does he look like he’s announcing the reorganization of the republic into the first galactic empire?