We call helicopters cavalry 🤷‍♂️

Clear projection here.

Thanks Mr. Skeltal

Doesn’t aluminum need to be heated to several thousand degrees to put off carcinogenic fumes? Otherwise cooking on aluminum foil would be deadly…

Would 😏

Sorry I’m not sure, I tried looking but I couldn’t find it. Good luck!

Eastern skies*

Filthy emailses! We hates it forever!

Most fast food places I see these days have screens, digital price displays that can change by the minute.

Doorways cause memory loss, whenever I’m going to a different room for something I say it out loud as I pass the threshold of the doorway.

https://news.nd.edu/news/walking-through-doorways-causes-forgetting-new-research-shows/#:~:text=Radvansky found that the subjects,made in a different room.

Seems like actual viking burials were…burials…I’m no expert but skimming a few Google search results makes it seem like the burning ship thing never really happened, or at least rarely. Most vikings were ritually buried with weapons, grave goods and sacrifices. The burning boat thing is a Hollywood invention from a Thor myth maybe? Anyway this is why it’s not allowed in most places, you’d need a professional to administer it with as you say a specially constructed ship designed to fully create a body. Your family can’t tie together some logs and burn you themselves. So we’re right back to an expensive funeral industry, but now we get to witness the cremations outdoors so maybe a win.

Burning rafts don’t get hot enough to cremate a corpse, it’ll just scorch you and dump your body in the lake to wash up on shore and terrify children.

We learned the secrets of firemaking from helpful friendly earthworms.

…are you considering enslaving the person in your attic?

I mean he certainly tried to start a civil war, he’s just so yuge of a failure at everything he does he bungled it.