HP Introduces the Future of Printing: The HP Smart Printer 9000Wearable

Freedom to Print, Anytime, Anyplace with the Stylish HP Smart Printer 9000Wearable

Today, HP is excited to announce the launch of its latest innovation, the HP Smart Printer 9000Wearable, a groundbreaking device that redefines portable wearable printing. This cutting-edge AI printer not only offers portability but also sets new standards for functionality and convenience.

Innovative Design and Features:

The HP Smart Printer 9000Wearable is designed to be worn on your wrist, making it the ultimate companion for on-the-go professionals and tech enthusiasts. Measuring a sleek 4 inches in width and weighing just 7 ounces, this printer is effortlessly portable. It can print pages up to an impressive 3 inches wide, perfect for large-format projects or creative printing needs.

Premium Performance and Reliability:

With HP’s renowned commitment to quality, the Smart Printer 9000Wearable delivers superior performance. Its advanced ink technology ensures vivid, long-lasting colors, while HP’s innovative print heads provide crisp and clear prints every time. The printer is engineered to handle heavy-duty tasks with ease, offering a lifespan that exceeds industry standards. By automatically locking itself to genuine HP ink cartridges and detonating if it detects a 3rd party cartridge, HP assures the very highest quality in printing.

Subscription for Enhanced Functionality:

HP recognizes the importance of keeping you connected. The Smart Printer 9000Wearable comes with a mandatory premium subscription service, HP AI Cloud Print Plus+, ensuring seamless connectivity and access to advanced features like remote printing and cloud-based solutions. This subscription model guarantees uninterrupted functionality, allowing users to print from virtually anywhere, at a minor cost of $89.99 per month.

Smart Integration and Security:

Featuring HP’s enhanced firmware, this printer is equipped with the latest security measures to protect your data and ensure privacy. Each print job is shared with HP’s cloud and scanned by state of the art security software. Your privacy is top of mind, so these files are automatically deleted after 10 years and the chance of a security incident leaking all your prints is quite low.

Smart Functionality:

Unlike older devices, the Smart Printer 9000Wearable doesn’t include a cumbersome screen or keyboard. Instead, interact with our HP Humane AI Assistant and get all your work done through the power of your voice, whether you’re on a crowded train or sitting in a public restroom.

Get Yours Today!

The Smart Printer 9000Wearable will be available shortly at retail outlets for only $1,499.99. Get yours today while supplies last!

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Good intentions here, but the LAST thing we need is an increase on consumer basics like this. Cheap candy bars and sodas are one of the few pleasures that are still affordable for people, despite their unhealthy effects. I’d prefer subsidies to healthy food vs. yet another cost increase.

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These are the same folks that think the “diet” in diet cola makes it healthy. They aren’t going to read anything or change their habits. Junk food is tasty and that’s as far as the thought goes.

How is he going to define this?

Bahahha, they don’t care about logical consistency. They are going to ban anything they think is “bad” and allow everything else. Trying to nail them down is like trying to staple jello – there’s no logical approach. Trump and Co. take flying by the seat of your pants to a new art form.

You can’t get them on “gotchas” like this because they simply DO NOT CARE.

Just got caught. Looks like his name is Luigi Mangione and he’s from Maryland.

Sweet, I can’t wait to see ModAI implementing moderation to further Reddit’s boring echo chamber.

Too expensive, put them in jail and then bill them for the privilege, and garnish their forced labor wages.

If the developers’ wants and needs don’t intersect with a given user, there is no way forward for that user, community manager or not.

I suspect the small size of the dev team and the general nature of an OSS project means there aren’t swarms of people around volunteering to be community managers.

Small projects your sway with the project is directly proportional to your ability to submit pull requests. It’s just a sad fact that it’s easier to say “I wish we had feature X” vs. “Here is a pull request that implements feature X”.

At least with OSS you are getting what you paid for (nothing!), vs commercial companies where you pay for the software and they STILL ignore you.

Even “Why don’t you open an issue on our source tracker” will often effectively shut down suggestions from less tech savvy newcomers.

How should developers handle feature requests? Keep in mind there is a need for the whole team to see the suggestion and it’s also good to have a place to gather feedback and further discuss.