American houses are also more haunted than European ones despite the far longer history of dense habitation.

Now you could say this is because of some cultural reason but the real cause is much more simple.

This is actually due to HOAs binding spirits to the land forever, check your fine print people!

I actually didn’t know I lost that particular genetic lottery until this year so I can say that from an adult perspective: liquid hand soap mixed with rotten leaves

Was? This is not over, this is still happening, right now!

He didn’t have much time left in either case so at least he died famous.

(The average Humbold penguin in the wild gets to like 17 or 18 years with like 20 max. Though in captivity they can get to like 30 or in rare cases late 30s)

Yeah, very funny giving it such a cutesy name so you drop your guard but once you learn what it is actually called you won’t be laughing anymore:

Japanese long-tailed bushtit