where did you find this picture of me

To make you think he CAN’T see you

The American Dream

R(ule)ango

not counting tax I’ll bet

Those tip amounts are accurate for my net worth

i was making potions in the shower and now the drain is glowing…

Listen, I had a good streak of star trek memes until my life became pure chaos

And that’s a minimum value

oompa loompa doopity doo

they signed the consent form, and so did you

and the day before, and the one before that, and so on

and that’s the compact form

^mayyybe

The plastic container on a cake. whenever you try to open them they go CRACKCRICKCRACKCRICKCRACK