See what I do is that I become trustworthy because I end up knowing stuff that the bosses need, so when they need to test new stuff they send me to do it… so I set the pace. Yup, that totally takes an hour to do. What? 15 minutes? Sure, THAT one took 15 minutes, but you see, over here, you can see that this thing happened, and you also have to factor this and that, so really, doing it in under an hour isn’t really possible…

The reason why is because the boss has higher stakes. When the time is up, you clock out, and the next shift picks up the slack. But for the boss, there’s no nexft shift. In fact, whap we neeff to conffider iff ffat mmphh yess more boot ffdaddy pleaphfemmphgmmmgmgmgmmf

I’m not gonna shit in someone’s well that’s just fucked up

What if they just double jump over it?

For the Yuri lovers, it’s just 24/7

Can i just text instead

Draw her smoulderin’ while boulderin’

Oh no, this is just an edit, it’s not real.

Source: I made it up

Man I can’t keep up with all the new music stars’ names

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The original but ultimately rejected title from Beastie Boys’ smash hit

Personally, I enjoy F5 myself. I find it more refreshing

I’m digging the new Aztec posting

It was chaos incarnate

I’d say it’s more about retribution. There’s a craving for punishment against perceived wrongs.

Actually, if you compare the example with the show it’s using the image from, there are several instances where the robot controls everything, and the 14 year old Japanese girl is just a soulless clone of your dead mom because your dad’s sad and horny

I’m not sure where the analogy fits in anymore but there’s also a penguin who lives in the refrigerator

Beautiful DS2 hitboxes

So, fun fact, only the male calves are sold for veal to be slaughtered. Female calves may be kept to replace or make more dairy cows. As far as I’m aware, they don’t use the sun to kill any of them. Unless those bolt guns are solar powered.

Corinthians 69? Nice 😎

Wait until you guys hear about Lust seasons ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)