Sure, I’ll just sell my car so I can buy a pair of fucking shoes.

Sure, and it can be great for moral support - which is nothing to sneeze at - but material support is a little difficult if you’re half a planet away.

Just sounds enticing to me, really.

Well, at least we’ve got online friendships. It’s not quite the same, but it’s still vastly better than nothing.

Clearly not people of any significant culture. Of course, I’d have to know about the exact strength of these bites, but… They’d have to be both very frequent and sufficiently damaging to be a significant deterrence.

…It’s entirely possible I need more friends.

That’s a disadvantage?

You too, buddy. Maybe some day we’ll have a chance to drink an excellent Irish stout (which is obviously ‘all of them’, though my personal preference is Murphy’s) together. That’d be lovely, and not just because of the stout.

No worries, I wouldn’t dream of holding it against you; if anything, you have my respect for owning up to making a simple mistake, which happens to everybody sooner or later - me very much included. Kudos!

This might surprise you, but that didn’t help clearing up anything. If you have an argument to make, make an argument. That way I can either agree with you or retort.

No, I don’t consider listing countries or regions an argument. Denmark, Belgium, French Polynesia. Now you might wonder where I’m going with that, but I’m not going to tell you. I’ll just expect you to read my mind. That’s communication, you see.

I’m sorry, but I have literally no idea what you’re talking about. Who’s robbing what land? Are we talking about Ukraine or Ireland?

Because I’m here talking about Ukraine and the UK.

Sure, but to my mind the question is: How does robber #2 pointing out that robber #1 is himself a robber excuse the actions of robber #2?

Ah yes. Whataboutism. Suppose a robber acts in defense of a person about to be robbed. That may or may not make them a hypocrite, but it certainly doesn’t make them wrong.

Or would you say it would somehow be more right for the robber to stand back and allow the robbery “because they’re in no position to point fingers”?

My comments may be useless nonsense, but I assure you they’re all 100% human generated useless nonsense. I take pride in wasting everybody’s bandwidth with good old fashioned manual shit-posting.

Excuse me sir, I think you meant to say “terminal cognitive deficiency”.

Either way, I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Look, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with doing the occasional chore for the senior boys in school. And who doesn’t like minced pork liver and heart, wrapped in bacon, with onion and breadcrumbs? Or an bundle of sticks for that matter - that bacon-wrapped organ mince isn’t going to cook itself, you know.

Oh, you magnificent bastard!

Skyrim can be played as either, though I personally do prefer 1st person in the case of Skyrim. I specifically said ‘3rd person RPG’ because the point I was making wasn’t limited to just Skyrim, and anything played 3rd person is obviously where it’s important to my experience of, ah… the game. Yes, totally of the game.

For me it’s not even about gender identity or role playing. If I’m going to spend 200 hours in a 3rd person RPG looking at a character’s ass, that ass had better be female.