Why did you do this?

It’s like the time I had a sorcerer NPC cast fireball on themself to get a total party kill.

Head to feet, you won’t cause a leak. Feet to head, we’re all dead.

That works great on mobile!

Man Reddit really has something with that old UI. The new one runs like trash.

That sounds expensive

I have a great performance optimization for this

What if instead of 1s sleep, we did 0.5s sleep? That’s a 100% improvement.

Thank you anatomically correct octopus, actually makes me feel better while I’m anxious today.

I wish I had the ass and legs of gender pronoun person. If I have to eat boneless wings to get there I will.

Wait… you didn’t check the box. Are you a robot?

The Bertrand Russel special

I need to amend “and anyone who could describe it wouldn’t” to my previous comment

Doing crimes in this car:

Pro: nobody could possibly describe it to the police

Cons: the police will 100% know it when they see it

Genuinely enjoyed your responses, I guess hyenas and platypus are things we’ll never understand

That does not help. How in the name of Darwin did this happen?

I’ve been trying

dx/dt = ⍺x - βxy

dy/dt = -𝛾y + δxy

but people keep avoiding me.

Wait what?!

I want to do this now…

The New New Colossus

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame, With conquering limbs astride from land to land; Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.

“Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!” cries she With silent lips. “don’t Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Don’t send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”

I can tell when I’m being phished if my password works on the first try

Sounds fair to me