It’s a fasces, a bundle of sticks, search it if you would like to know more

And to his girlfriend after me, but a small part of him lives in fear of my wake-up call to this day

I was more like a drill sarge than a mommy after that snooze button got hit.

My dorm mate made me detest people like this, only took a couple of mornings before I became the alarm clock

Don’t want to go to a potluck!? I mean dinner party sure I’ll play dead to get out of that, but a potluck where you can eat free food while hiding in the play house like a goblin to avoid small talk! You need friends who can cook better.

Hey if they can write whatever they want than so can I, hell i have 30 years of swift experience

Its much easier to point the flaws of something than to create a solution.

Is the title referencing that this joke is from 2002?

I don’t even know what a “tankie” is anymore, i just ignore it like “woke” and “groomer” and just assumed you’re too lazy to think for yourself

What about Star Trek?

It is busted seed! English is a fun language

Im mean its a grain but but thats not as funny

How about Yerba Maté?

This is always a good thing because it means you have grown. Be very wary of people who liked their past selves better.

Sometimes i feel like im the only one living it, i see it as Karmic justice because i tip really well and try to be nice to animals.

I was one of the lucky ones who bought bitcoin so I could buy acid on the internet. Years later I put a down payment on a house with the change that I forgot about. DARE was wrong.

That essay really sums up well how i felt about that video, got a new channel to binge thank you.

The only thing i know him by is his absolutely awful take on “The Wall” by Pink Floyd.

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Wait he’s sinking!