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I can’t work out, how kinder eggs can’t have toys inside them in the US, in case some kid scarfs the whole thing in one go, but a product that could cause serious scalding by not following the steps exactly, especially to such sensitive skin could possibly be ok?
waz@feddit.ukto memes@lemmy.world•I'm just trying to come to terms with my trauma, can the world, I don't know, improve with me or something instead of getting worse?English2·13 days agoI had ten years more WW3 is about to happen at any time than you did. We saw Northern Ireland become a peaceful place after such a long time like a war zone, the Middle East calmed down after always being a warzone somewhere or other. We watched the Berlin Wall come down in ’89 with such optimism, the USSR broke up peacefully and Europe started to be a more interesting place, now these borders with Russia are bloody dangerous. Somehow there’s a new and improved ‘Cold War’ that isn’t actually a secret at all, a real war hiding behind words like conflict, the holy lands are all to hell again, my god we are useless at this peace thing - the rich twats just can’t make enough money unless we’re all suffering obviously.
Context I had no idea what was going on until I found this at the bottom of all the comments.
Source; Some old German guy….
Why is there a gutter on both sides of the pavement in Fresia? So they can get walk without scraping their knuckles so bad. Why are Fresian’s arms so long? So they can feel the tits on a cow when they’re snogging them!
Less sinister than nailing a chicken to their door I guess
| Total Buildings | 2 | | --------------- | ----- | | Total units | 1540 | | Total partings | 2046 |
Personally I’d give it 5/7, A perfect score!
Make America clean again!
waz@feddit.ukto memes@lemmy.world•Americans when they visit Germany the first timeEnglish2·9 months agoDonkey shine. But seriously, I sort of did that phonetically by mistake. Immer lernen.
waz@feddit.ukto memes@lemmy.world•Americans when they visit Germany the first timeEnglish4·9 months agoSkoda used to not be owned by VW, and back then they were bad like Lada.
waz@feddit.ukto memes@lemmy.world•Americans when they visit Germany the first timeEnglish9·9 months ago‘bei nasser’
waz@feddit.ukto memes@lemmy.world•The Germans Dropped a New Funny Number, Anyone Know the Meaning?English2·10 months agoThe TV show is even better
waz@feddit.ukto memes@lemmy.world•I wonder how much fun they are having out there that I will probably never get to experience...English1·11 months agoBut also; rusty crotch, pubes like 13A fuse wire
waz@feddit.ukto memes@lemmy.world•I wonder how much fun they are having out there that I will probably never get to experience...English1·11 months agoNo umlauts, just keep adding vowels and it’s more or less done isn’t it?
waz@feddit.ukto memes@lemmy.world•I wonder how much fun they are having out there that I will probably never get to experience...English1·11 months agoHaha, I remember trying to tell a German colleague that another colleague was ‘ingverklerten’ because he had red hair, apparently the German word for ginger is not used to represent colour. Almost as popular as our attempt to call someone a ‘glockenende’ when they had been foolish. Sounds like I should look into ich_iel a bit.
Ok————— nice