They can also shoot you if you’re near the person who didn’t pay the $2.90 fare.

WebMD: You have cancer.

But what is the game? I’m feeling pretty happy about it so far.

The trees voted for the ax because the handle was made of wood.

Wut?

Something with the ears…

I love my cat!

Opossum 4 life

But did it work out?

Do one about American Cheese Slices plz

Take Jesus away from the wheel!

So… Chrome is for exhibitionists?

You should be checking WebMD almost immediately.

Is that Bush in the background!?

There’s a golden retriever around here somewhere that knows the secret ingredient

I just need something to take the red out

Don’t feel bad, you earned it. Imagine how it’s cheaper for companies to pay god knows how much on anti-theft measures instead of paying a living wage to cashiers.

ps. You should never use self checkout. We’ve all been tricked into thinking we can do it better/faster ourselves.

It’s two sandwiches…topologically speaking.

If you take the traditional idea of a sandwich and draw a loop around the plane where the surfaces come together you get a mathematical sandwich.

Since the bagel abomination has two such areas and you can draw non-intersecting loops around each, it follows that there are indeed two sandwiches present.

Snake up me corn