Where are the cheese curds? Fucking profligates is deep fried cheese too good for ya?

You misunderstand the math equation, much like how there is nothing manlier than two men (Femboys not accounted for due to unstable variables) there is nothing straighter that someone heterosexual appreciating homosexual tendencies of the opposite sex. Mind you this is operating on simplified variables, trans and bi folks make the math far far messier and I shall leave such matters of gayness and straightness to others who aren’t me.

I feel attacked.

(Goes back to only playing CK2 and CRPGs)

This is basically how half my women ancestors got husbands, as a result I look like someone tried recreating a neanderthal and ended up with a Norse-Gael.

And my economic revitalization idea.

That’s also a factor, but functionality matters as well in this situation. The fact that I have a phone made in 2024 and 2/3 of fast food apps dont fucking work on my phone is kinda ridiculous. Does help remove the temptation to get the apps though, thanks Motorola you save me some privacy now let me remove your shitty default apps you motherfuckers.

As someone who is 25 I get some weird looks when I blankly and automatically tell people I don’t have nor will I use apps for store services. I’ll use a website happily but the busted ass apps can go fuck themselves.

So does Free Bird give me a stacking speed boost?

I once stumbled across a VHS recording a 1980s public access equivalent of a hot tub stream, it was about as surreal as one would expect.

I’m autistic does that make me a disabled driver or an active threat?

It’s the cut off point where folks generally stop being forced to read things more complex than IDK a Wendy’s menu.

That’s actually kinda interesting, sorta the opposite of the Paris catacombs. Also shout-out to the bone churches.

I know a decent amount of weird historical facts to know that the looted corpses are usually stored in the attic in Europe. There is also a non zero chance that if you live in an old enough house in Europe there could still be a corpse in the attic.

I’d say that it’s a matter of timescale, very little if anything of the initial version of the USS Constitution is part of the current version of the ship but id consider it the same ship just version whatever because it was slowly replaced over a couple hundred years. It’s the side effect of “living” objects, though if there is one old ass ship that is 100% immune to the Ship of Theseus it’s the Vasa.

That kid is about to ruin someone’s microwave lunch.

Probably still better than those biways and highways that go through towns here in the US.

Fuck you the speed limit just went from 75 MPH down to 35 MPH, the local up his own ass cop is already behind you. Eat shit.

“Is it a boy or a girl?” “Neither it’s French.”

You’d be surprised, I’ve seen cars from as late as 08 that still had cassette. Though that’s probably heavily dependent on manufacturer, model, region, and sub model type. But my point still stands, hell id wouldn’t be surprised if there was a car or two manufactured in 2012 that still came stock with a cassette deck.

Same, but do you like Doom 93?

When I was like 7 I was having a meltdown because foster care sucks, and emergency services was called. The fire department got there first and realized that the easiest way to deal with my was to wait for me to run out of juice, then the cop came and tried restraining me. That idea was ended pretty damned quickly when I head butted him until I split my own skin and tried to jack his taser to “Zap his nuts off”. After that the cop joined the fire department in making bets on how long till I either injured myself too much or ran out of juice, the cop won because apparently I impressed him enough to think I could go for nearly 5 more hours straight.

I think back on that and thank my ancestors for being so pale I can work as a high visibility reflective surface and the fact the cop was surprisingly chill even though I busted his nose up.