Fellow Americans, this atrocity will not be forgotten - and you will have much to answer for.

I’ll leave the ChatGPT answer here for reference:

I’m sure they’ll shake it off once this is over and come out in a better place altogether.

This needs https://morejpeg.com/

They could have simply played it cool and acted like nothing happened - no one would have even seen the image. As CEO and HR, maintaining composure and saving face is literally part of their job.