I can’t believe I watched all 9 minutes of that. I don’t even speak German

I remember seeing a video where somebody ran full speed into raised forks. They did NOT get up quickly. Imagine if the force was coming from the truck itself. It’d likely kill you

I stumbled upon it years ago because sorting by name sorts by date. There was no other thought put into it.

Or for the lazy, screenshot!

https://youtu.be/WDUIX2-akuQ?si=dQws2LfSa5Iy-R_o

After the mother gives birth to a healthy baby boy, the father leans to the doctor and whispers “how long until we can have sex?”. The doctor replies, “I clock off at 3.”

It’s because the computers secretly know we’re 1 level of bullshit away from erasing their memories

The Apple TV 4 launched with a feature where you could hold the Siri Remote and ask “what did they say?” And it would do exactly that.

I’m pretty sure it only worked in their apps

Was there a pause while it re-wound the tape?

Fucking Gilfoyle

Happy Birthday OP!

I have a Brazilian friend who every now and again will say a word with a perfect Irish accent because that’s how she learned it. Catches you off guard every now and then lol

It sure is a lifestyle choice. The choice is the tent or a cardboard box, fucking insensitive assholes.

Worked for this guy