My keyboard doesn’t have a fuck key so I don’t know how to type it

I think it’s just because the house windows are usually rectangle windows and rectangle windows can’t roll without like a lumpy road. If you just put the house on a lumpy road I think it would move

I mean clearly they find them in grand central terminal

Yeah that’s why they had to label this one since it’s unusual, it got bitten by a radioactive venomosaurus and is now venomous

If you can milk an almond, surely you can milk a cheese

I would guess because it sounds kind of like blade just spelled differently

The filename rules are so weird, it’s not just illegal characters, sometimes the position of the character matters. I discovered a while ago that while windows has no problem with dots in filenames, for some reason they can never be the last character in the name

Oops The App™ depended on a server we’ve now shut down in favor of supporting The App™ Elite Edition, which does not support your device. Please upgrade to a new speaker

They should be pink white and blue so you can plug them in side by side to make a trans flag

Well clearly it’s the fault of everyone noticing the problems because like 100 years ago no one noticed the problems and so clearly they weren’t happening because no one noticed and if they were happening someone would have noticed so if people just hadn’t noticed they never would have happened and then no one would have noticed them which of course then means they double wouldn’t have happened

It’s just common sense if you think about it from that perspective

For some reason I imagine dr pepper looking like a slightly bigger louis armstrong wearing a red t shirt standing by a kroger and I do not have the faintest idea why

I woke up at noon because I tried to drive for 12 hours on 4 hours of sleep a couple days ago and then had to get up early every day until today. Don’t do that it turns out

Sometime around android 9 they removed a bunch of sd card related features to make you have to do the weird combine with internal storage thing

Honestly that’s one of the least annoying ways windows interacts with modern hardware, you should experience when it changes your efi settings and breaks pxe booting

I wish, the new dell optiplexes are terrible, not only do they not have an actual psu switch, it takes like 20 seconds of holding the power button before they turn off and then you have to wait like 10 seconds before you can turn it on again, during which time it does a really good job of pretending to be on and flashing disk activity lights and things but it’s actually just self testing and you have to wait for it to turn back off before you can actually turn it on again. Dell used to make such good quality computers but they are genuinely awful now

Last time I was using a windows computer I was turning it off to re image it and I didn’t want to wait for it to shut down so I just held the power button since it didn’t matter if it got messed up and windows popped up this message on screen that was like “Please stop holding the power button we just need a few minutes”. Like what are you doing you aren’t supposed to tell the user what to do, that isn’t the job of a computer

You can’t really toggle video or song though, you can toggle video or thumbnail to video with video audio

I don’t pay for either but I use both and the youtube music desktop ui is really really bad. Plus the annoying thing of it often playing music videos instead of the normal song. I definitely like it better on mobile though

I really miss dougdoug’s old content, it just doesn’t quite seem as good now but I can’t explain why

I am so confused how you are able to tell the gender of the shoes and person from that photo because I can’t see anything stereotypically associated with gebnder