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That would be pretty sweet. The meta/super key logo suggests it might run Windows Vista or 7, so drivers aside it might do okay with a light distro. Unfortunately from the photo the build quality doesn’t seem to be the best tho. Very toy-ish.

And if you wanted very high performance, you could go with a 10000rpm one.

A truly determined (re: suicidal) person can also just impale themselves further on your spear to disarm you.

The boar technique

Here in Portugal the prescriptions even say how much the generic medicine should cost, so that you immediately know if the pharmacy is trying to sell you more expensive medicine.

I have a very similar concept: with gameplay somewhat inspired by job simulator or keep talking and nobody explodes.

The general aesthetic is focused on silly and cartoon aliens, not serious at all.

You’re in your alien apartment dealing with some machine that kinda reminds you of a printer (but silly and strange due to the silly alien theme), but you have no idea what the hell it does, just that it’s broken beyond belief. (If made interesting enough, finding out what the hell it does could be a good hook for the player to keep playing)

The general loop consists of calling support and having the support people troubleshoot you into getting the thing working (you have to mess with it manually, opening flaps and moving pieces like the games mentioned above), except since it’s a silly alien machine, some of the parts have silly names and are silly looking (think of the Plumbus from Rick and Morty), making figuring out what the hell the operator’s talking about a challenge.

For added funny, you could see the portrait of the various operator’s (silly aliens), and even better: you could animate them getting more and more exasperated or bored with you as you try to figure out the machine.

For even more funny, you could maybe give some funny references to common irl printer problems like complaining about no ink when you just replaced the carts. And maybe at the end the machine could do something really silly and stupid, fitting with the comedic tone of the game

I think you might’ve misunderstood what a WebView is.

A WebView is just another UI component/control/widget that windows apps can use, just like how things like buttons, check boxes, text fields, etc are also UI components. The idea is for developers to be able to just use those common components instead of re-programming them every time.

The WebView is used to display html content (not necessarily web pages) inside an app without the developer needing to basically program or embed an entire browser engine in their app just to show something.

Was like "oh cool, gonna try this connect app’, only to realize I was reading this comment on Connect. So many apps, man.

Jokes aside I’m loving that there’s so many different clients.