If Tony Zaret has taught me anything, everything is bait and I’m triggered

This is why The Adjuster went for the leg shot first

This is how I’ll talk to my kids. Not because they spend too much time on my phone, but because I look at too many memes

Band: Iron Maiden Album: Iron Maiden Song: Iron Maiden

You need the cuck chair so you have somewhere to sit when your landlord comes over

A sequel to Forrest Gump was written by 9/11 happened the day before it was turned in. The writers felt like the movie would be pointless after what happened.

I meant Forspoken and Redfall were examples of bad games we got last year. The spectrum of fully mid to fully awful.

Forspoken came out at the start of last year and we also got Redfall. 2023 was a stacked year for games.

Maybe the more bad games that come out mean we’re also getting good ones to balance things.

r/twosentencehorror:

I just met this smoking hot babe who wanted to show me her ass.

Unfortunately it was Medusa.

Fetch with your dog simulator.

A first person game where you throw a ball for an AI controlled dog. You get a score based on how well the dog can catch the ball, assessing things like distance, on the full, and whether the dog catches the ball in the air.

Areas are things like a backyard, a dog park, and wherever else. You could make one dog and add other breeds if you want to continue the project