Next stop: Pregnancy. Exit here for sleepness nights, a new member of the family and kind of a lot of responsibility. Mind the gap between exit and birth!

But still very confident about it!

It’s not like you have no choice changing your plan moving into the middle of nowhere, is it?

More car, more problem, but you do you

Gboard? (Got the same)

Zendaya switched to a dress after the red carpet walk, so you are probably right about the comfortability

What are you supposed to write there? I guess 3 < 10 is not the answer. It also requires text, so drawing 3 vs 10 of something isn’t suitable, too. “You taught us” or what do they want to hear??

Yeah, sorry, that’s so 2022! You can’t do that these days anymore, times have changed, old man

That’s just me, chillin with my skinned capybara. One leg fell off, any idea how to reattach btw?

“but you do you”

You can just piss on your phone for easier comparison. You’re welcome

Yeah, I really hate, we are adopting all the bs from the US - vote against your own interests, just to own the libs 🙄 although many might don’t get that it’s against their own favor…

Absolutely agree - thanks sexy boy Lindner :) except for the last statement - almost everyone (who has a certain income) can afford a house only by taking a loan, so that’s very common.

That’s not the problem here. You are talking about a very small group of people. The voters of the right populists are unfortunately a lot more. It’s a combination of many reasons, but i think the biggest reason is things went to shit for the last 20 years, need to be fixed now, cost a lot of money, communication from the government is bad. Resulting in the high taxes for the average are kept, combined with new mandatory costs forecasted by the right wingers (doesn’t matter if true or not) making them feel like they would loose their standard of living, while all the stuff that would need public investments, like schools, housing, day care, health care,…, is still at the brink of collapse. And here come the rights with their simple solutions for complex problems, while the established parties have no better ideas than shifting themselves more to the right. Tldr: something must change fundamentaly really quick or Germany or better all the western countries are fucked very soon

And five fingers per Hand!

Huh? Charge it before that happens? Exactly like you’d get gas before you run out of it, only that you can do that at home and don’t need a gas station

What’s wrong with good 'ol reliable Fritzbox? Never had a single problem with one and get’s the job done

Still better than “we stay together for the kids”-gang. Very good role models for social interactions, love and so on :)

Oh yes, let’s focus on an extremely expensive energy source! Let’s get rid of dependencies of dicatotors by making us dependent of other dictators to get uran! Why waste any more time on energy sources that pay off after a few years when we can have an energy source they’ll still have to pay for in 100 generations? So genious!

Ever heard of cargo bikes? I just own a trailer and that bad boy can carry so much shit, I am amazed every time I use it.