-sin, really warms up my hea

You actually do find these types of faucets in hospitals still. Legionaires mitigation

German Schlager

There’s a special level of hell reserved for you for starting with this

*a tiny chihuahua in a prada bag starts yapping, and then the sprinklers come on for some reason and she starts to lose it as her makeup begins to run*

we all get the cheese in the end

The only one who could really reach him
Was the daughter of the doctor, man

country mouse goes to city and marries city mouse, but country mouse goes back to country and likes country mouse instead

🪤 🐁

Please put on too much makeup, turn up holding a fleet of disposable designer bags, and then get your heels stuck in the grass for some reason, followed by a tiffy “I HATE it here!”

A loud yowling, generally irritatated cat is plonked unceremoniously on the table

what, what now

Now I AM invested!

I said I was NOT invested!

Here’s a trigger for you all: Numb3rs description of IRC

“Two ships meeting in uncharted waters”. Are you fucking kidding me?

Same with violins. Like, do they just not understand where the bow is supposed to rest? Have they never seen a violin in their lives?

I feel like there’s a story here, but I’m just not sure how invested I am in this to hear about it

There is also something to the idea that people just read to escape their terrible reality, and it literally does not matter what it is. I once read the whole Twilight saga and I to this day cannot tell you more than 3 facts about it:

• Girl dates a vampire
• Something civil war
• Werewolf falls in love with a baby

whilst I agree that people should be able to point to at least 3 things they take away from a piece of media in order to not simply mindlessly consume it, I do respect that plot isn’t always the highlight

So there’s this kid that gets abducted by his parents dangerous cult, despite the best efforts of his aunt and uncle. He then plunders his dad’s trust fund in a civil war within said cult, and then kills a political leader before deciding to be a cop

Agreed. Normal bathroom soap is usually enough to clean and scent the pits. I just want something that will last a few hours before I do the same at bedtime.

72hrs with some strange chemical clogging up my sweat glands doesnt sound good, healthwise

well the led lamps are pretty handy butt flutes, but you don’t really care for music do ya?

it is normal, I just think its funny to suggest a romantic plot between the women to setup their husbands with each other