tenchiken

Any camel can fit through the eye of a pin… With a Blendtek ©️ blender!

It’s gonna get messy! Girls told me my mind will be blown!

As today is my 45th birthday, I look forward to my mistress showing up as described. My girlfriends will probably have a problem.

My wife likely, also, but she has no part in this adventure.

Gonna be a fun day I hope!

That’s fair. Ah well, back to the magisk grind

This is nice and all… Uninstall good… How do we stop it being reinstalled now?

This thread right here… The good stuff.

#TanEgg4Lyfe

I genuinely thought the NYPD would have just grabbed a homeless guy and dressed him up before forcing a confession by now.

I hate this meme and yes absolutely

The orange tent is like the butt stuff version of a blue light special!

I’d be interested in this as well, and would love to help test if you would like.

This is pretty slick, thank you for sharing the link!

Toilet probably halfway through the floor… Not really hooked up to nothin but can’t afford to fix it with ammo and formula prices being so high.

… Stupid brother keeps picking up the phone.

Really channeling that ancestor velociraptor vibe

Dat smile…

I wonder if the Library of a Congress will properly store this priceless official document of Trump’s glamorous Lemon Facial.

I always imagined that the reason his talking rambles around so much is that a Top has a remote control dildo up Trump’s ass and is randomly changing the intensity on him.

Can’t focus on talking while getting tickled in the taint.

“it was a musical thing… We were supposed to sing or dance while the music was being played” - Alan Watts

Got names? Most of the other options I’ve found have other nasty side effects or don’t help.

Being serious… I’d love to finda working alternate

Mucho Monch!