Thanks for filling up my afternoon

It’s also how you know to evacuate in the south. Until waffle house closes you’re ok.

Insurance to COVER HEALTH COMPLICATIONS such as the complication that led to the surgery and THE GODDAMN COMPLICATIONS DURING SURGERY.

The hurt folks only need to be lucky once.

ONLY IN CT.

Cola Corp makes a Never Forget 9/11/73 shirt.

Member the cool side charging port that made for a neat alarm clock. I miss those features

How many liberal contractors do you know?

For fascists the enemy is always simultaneously strong and weak

Who do you think is employing them and exploiting them via wage theft, I know it’s not the left.

For fascism the power they derive is all from the fear generated by an enemy that is both weak yet strong. They’re weak and know they’re wrong

I have a game my ex me for my Xbox I think it was rainbow six I’ve never played because I couldn’t get through the obnoxious sign up process to play a goddamned game that I owned.

Printer, it was the Office Space printer, the fuck is a PC load letter‽

Wow…I miss read your response and all I could think was…They are funny but we’re talking about Grandma’s spoons, well I bet THEY would collect spoons too, especially the old funny ones, this all check out…Rereads it, OHHHHH FADS…Please don’t tell the Velvet Mafia on me

Use Swappa and never pay too much for your new old phone.

Go like a real man 2000 grit…

Absolutely my man…I am going to presume you are well versed with Misery Index and Dying Fetus…if not definitely check them out. There’s a decent Death metal band out of Philly called Abortion Survivor you can find on bandcamp

Oh kind sir…I love anything from Morrisound Studios and Scott Benson… you should check out Kill Division…it’s got ex Malevolent Creation folks

Why do I know you have a Mastadon shirt…

I have a shirt that says Democracy Delivers with a picture of a plane dropping bombs…it’s not a band shirt but I think it’s as neat as my band shirts…but truth be told Grindcore band shirts are usually pretty off-putting visually but most of the time strive to actually make a point