i’m a turtle
That’s such a bad interface on the side. Nothing is tactile. Touch something on the left side without looking, by feel alone, and you might get loudness, might get lights.
I believe that’s Boomer, at the Oregon Zoo.
Have Americans even seen what a goose does?
You’d have a hand around its neck, doing twirls for a shotput throw, and yeah, the goose goes like twenty-five meters back into the lake, and that’s fine.
But with a sinking realization as the goose fucks off, it stole your wallet.
I literally just posted about House of Leaves yesterday.
Love those random coincidences.
Zampanò said no minotaur.
Burning the page you just finished reading so you can read the next page, while standing there in a dark labyrinth where a minotaur is lurking.
Seriously though, sex workers are the front lines. We gotta support them.
They’re showing too much leg, like twice the amount of leg that should be shown.
“Pick a number, any number.”
“Four!”
“It’s between one and three, not including one or three.”
“M!”
“Yes, the number I was thinking of was the letter M.”
(Also WF backed Harris/Walz, they’re not dumb enough to try to tamper with the big race.)
Working Families is actually stronger than the democrats out here. I vote WF everywhere their name pops up. They got governors in out here in Oregon.
We have the best board games, because of jail.
Yeah but she’s a garbage human being.
Spider is
On the wall of the cell by the bars
TRANS RIGHTS AND SHÖNK
A mounting need to start taking estradiol, I think.