This is exactly why nobody has announced they’ve cured aging. The scientists are all afraid of being kidnapped.

A thing that keeps me from believing in any conspiracy theory about aging having been cured and only being reserved for the powerful is because of people like Elon, Bezos, Trump, and O’Connell. They’re each powerful in their own way, and none of them are aging gracefully. O’Connell looks like the fucking Pale Man.

Seriously. Nobody’s seen these two in the same room at the same time. Coincidence? I think not.

“You get a scientist, and you get a scientist… everyone gets a scientist!”

With my luck, I’d get a mycologist or something.

+1 for the RBG sticker.

Jesus, though… that looks like where I went to middle school. Clackamas, too.

You’re smarter than I am. I took the promotions, and ended up miserable.

I learned the hard way that higher leveld don’t mean more decision-making power. It means more of your time is spent in endless meetings trying to convince people to agree to the obviously right decision. It’s a never ending exercise in frustrating stupidity.

And especially if they’re a deep-sea isopod.

Look at how cute!

Looks delicious, doesn’t it?

I didn’t realize it until a couple of years ago (back when he was popular, I was into different stuff), but he’s made some really good songs!

I love that song. Every time I follow a link, I listen to the while thing.

It’s a great song.

Oh, wait, Friends? Yeah, not a fan of the show, so the intro music has no meaning for me.

Hmmm… Do I subject myself to another ear worm? Is it worth it?

Never heard it.

No.

It does if you do it a lot and then resell it. Which is what happened to a bunch of people in the days of Napster, and is exactly what these fuckers are doing.

Arrests? Like for other copyright violators?

Oh, lordy. This is a fight I really hope happens. Meta vs the combined DMCA lobby.

Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease

I’d take it. I’d love to be able to play this with someone, just once.

It’s The One pronoun in the Matrix, and it knows kung fu.

That’s because she defined it as a male sport: Sk8er Boi

Instant classics. Money well spent.

Nice. It’s going just about how I expected it to. Privatization of the CA electrical utilities was a similar astounding success story /s

One of my favorite aspects of human nature: the bell curve of self-awareness about how much you think you know about a subject, plotted against how much you actually know. It’s a fascinating metaphysical concept, the idea of having a generally accurate idea of the magnitude of what you don’t know about a subject.