If you were born in the 90s there’s a real solid chance you’ll see the 2100s, longevity escape velocity baybee

It’s gonna look a lot better when switch 2 comes out anyways, I played through a lot of it but decided to wait to finish it till a console comes out that can actually play it

In totk it’s made pretty clear they be fuckin once you find Zelda’s place

Ohhh op also talks about tortilla chips so I was like

“Um yeah dude, they sell that with chips at like every stadium ever”

Fine I’ll bite, what does eating more meat do for the environment?

That’s not even comparable to the amount that’s happening in the US, we’ve definitely got a bigger systemic problem here. With that being said Im not a fan of these kinds of memes anyways, it’s not that theyre incorrect, I just don’t think kids getting murdered en masse is funny

Lmao clipart memes need to be a thing

The real cost of gas and milk is the environment

That card’s a decade old, I don’t think it’s reasonable to expect modern big budget games to run well on it

It’s probably a healthy mindset to be hard on yourself for running stop signs, you’re gonna get somebody killed dude

I made this a couple years back when those navy vets came forward with their UFO stories (you might remember the special on 60 Minutes about it) and they all described them as looking like a tic tac. So it was probably just a psy op to make people buy yummy sugar mints or something

UFOs are confirmed real though, it’s just very difficult to film a super fast moving object in the distant sky. You can barely take a decent picture of a flying bird without thousands of dollars of equipment, let alone a super fast tic tac thingy. And allegedly there is better footage/evidence that the US government has managed to get on UAPs, and Congress is working on getting it disclosed as we speak

*Guys I didn’t say aliens are real, or that every UFO sighting is real, just that UFOs are real and there are legitimate sightings. The navy has confirmed this, and the scientific community and defense industry are taking these things seriously. We still have no idea what they are though. Hence the unidentified status…

Have you heard of Spotify?

Who the heck is that? I thought this was a meme of world famous pop sensation Joji who definitely never made edgy 2010s YouTube videos

This is the only comment/post you’ve ever made, and it’s meta lol. Be the change you want to see

Oh god I’d be afraid to call her that in public lol. Sounds way too much like whiffer which would be very rude

Gaga’s Chromatica and Joji’s Nectar dropped, what else even happened?

Rhetoric like this discourages women from becoming engineers, saying that a female tech lead isn’t even a possibility is pretty sexist. For the record, if you had just said “he” without the sassy parenthetical I wouldn’t have batted an eye.

*Now that I think about it, pretty sexist is an understatement, it’s just plain sexist. Female tech leads exist, look it up, and stop perpetuating sexist ideas in tech

Both! You’re probably a lot better than you give yourself credit for but also haven’t made enough mistakes yet to see the error of your code