She’s apparently never heard of earbuds either

Ah, the ol’ David Carradine

I would’ve also accepted “absurdly bright headlights”

I’ve heard the phrase “pavement princess” used for such vehicles

I think Maude Lebowski was a better painter

So if someone can ID middle left and bottom right, we’ll have the whole set

I recognize Mean Girls in the top left, but I have no clue on the others.

I can read the numbers just fine but I can’t read any of the names. Weird.

Thanks I hate it

Fuck. That. Noise.

Ah, so the orange fish is a buddy fucker?

Sounds like the less disgusting cousin of mountain oysters

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Just like Laszlo Cravensworth!

Not sure if that’s better, worse, or equally mediocre compared to Laszlo Cravensworth turning into Jackie Daytona with a simple toothpick.

I’m imagining a Beverly Hillbillies-style listing of synonyms.

Booger sugar

Nose beer

Bolivian rocket fuel

Isn’t he the chomo that worked at Nickleodeon?

Don’t forget the Tuesday evening goth board game nights

Ah good ole Poe’s Law