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I thought they meant Free Software, not free software and I’ll like but you can just fork it.

Picture, picture, picture, picture, picture, screenshot, picture, screenshot, picture.

That well is probably AI, though.

I found out at a previous position that the best way to get my work done was to be short with people. In that case they wouldn’t bother me, and I had more time to do my work.

Aspirin is a different drug than paracetamol/acetaminophen.

For me it was if you swallow a plant seed, the plant will grow in your stomach and you will die from it. My dad was joking, but I was 5 and didn’t know any better. I went on believing that until I was in my teens because things like that you don’t re-evaluate every so often. It’s just “my dad told me this and he wouldn’t lie to me because grownups don’t lie” stuck on autopilot.

My life goal is to not work…which is why I’m not spending my money on a status symbol.

Depends on what you’re into, I suppose.

I’ve got a question that comes in a riddle! What’s round on the ends and tall in the middle?

O-HI-O

Yes. Now I’m primarily concerned with “can I get some more use out of this phone?”

This was especially true of women. They loved the color scheme. Nearly every woman I knew growing up were Hornets fans if they didn’t follow basketball.

Note: I’m saying the colors were popular with women, not that you’re a woman if you liked the colors.

My computer now is very close to that era of Dell.

I can only be relieved that my grandma never knew about Dre in the first place, so she can’t logically forget about him.

I told my therapist once that the most depressing thing I can think of is that I’ll never be done with dishes or laundry. One day I’ll be done working and can retire. I’ll do dishes and laundry until the day I die.

A guy at work says "past me is a bastard; future me is a saint.’

There’s stuff from early COVID which I haven’t installed, much less played.

No because it will autorotate at the worst possible time. Without fail.

Enjoyed the goatse reference in the meme.

This 100%. I’ve worked in some sort of IT all my life. It took what I loved and turned it into a job.