ok whut I’m so ootl

recent conversation with my mom:

I’ve booked an appointment on the 27th

What? That’s within three weeks!

That’s… next week

oh…

Yes, I too enjoy the sexy sex very much

i know it isn’t but this image looks photoshopped

And then they say they’re going to try threads instead

why did she put a balloon underneath her dress?

Religion class? In western Europe in most schools you can choose for an atheist approach so it’s more of an ethics class. However in catholic schools we were taught about the tales of the bible and christian values. (Actual values, not the bigots’ interpretations of those values.)

i was referring to the running joke that Canadian people are always nice

I swear I once had a multiple choice test at school with a question about this and one of the options was “gold, frankincense and weed”. One of my best friends sat next to me and we fucking lost it.

wdym this is the original

if you’re asking for the source it’s here

Is the printer one really supposed to be flirty? It just seems rude to me…

I mean, maybe she’s just Canadian right?

me just going to the doctor and paying only €8

They’re retiring, they ain’t got time for that. My dentist did the same.

does anyone actually use that though? it’s super impractical

there are some games (Minecraft) that use the F buttons too so I find it annoying having to swap all the time

the Fn shouldn’t be there at all, just add more buttons

the what now 😳

lol the piped version doesn’t autoplay

one thing I don’t get is why the proper mouse buttons are above the mousepad