🎵 Straight outta Mordor, four more wizards come to your door

Don’t step to us, cause we the number one sorcerers

Pour more of that maiden-bangin potion

Pop the dragon into three legged motion, now we coastin🎵

I just stop breathing. If my dumbass lungs wanna live they can start pulling their weight

“But the kids today are so much more violent!”

Nah, you just see kids being normal amounts of violent because they have cameras on them 24/7

That’s not what a double negative is

But nobody is burning books, we’re just saying don’t be a piece of shit on our website. If you feel like being a piece of shit, https://boards.4chan.org/b/ is right here, perfectly safe and unburned.

And also that time you refused to finish a book series because it had a gay and a nonbinary character in it

Definitely do. Sometimes it’s the only way to know whether someone just had one bad take, or if they’re genuinely awful and not worth your time to reply to

Who cares? 🤷‍♀️ Screw the rules, use em anyway

Right? There’s literally no other way to make it clear that you’re being sarcastic

“If you want to tell a joke in which the humor is derived from you saying something incorrect, or something that would be offensive if you genuinely believed it, you should instead just say the actual truth and never use sarcasm again”

That’s actually such a good idea, it would make life on the internet so much better /s

Personally I used it to keep shinigami eyes users from tagging my then-universal handle as problematic when I made an off-color joke. I’ve been banned from subreddits I never heard of because of something I said as a joke in a totally different subreddit

tHiS is only useful for short phrases. Saying more than one sentence in this style makes me just skip the paragraph because it’s annoying to read.

I mean a lot of neurodivergent people literally didn’t survive until a few decades ago

“they’re merely cognitively insufficient” fucking 🤓 nerdass, go back to reddit with these reddit-ass insults

I don’t see any problem with comments that start with “this” and then expand on it. It’s a synonym for “I concur,” but doesn’t sound snobby

It’s a tag that denoted sarcasm, for comments where it isn’t abundantly clear that you’re joking

“This website that I and others like me decided to migrate to is much better than the place I left. That must mean everyone who decided to come here is super smart!”

Don’t get so full of yourself that you burst.

I’m pretty sure I heard a story about an open source Minecraft hack client that was openly stealing discord authentication tokens, and nobody noticed for weeks because the only people who check the source code are people who plan on modifying it

Whatever you do, it’s important to support app developers. Definitely don’t manually set your DNS to dns.adguard.com on your phone, to block all ads in apps

Super don’t use 94.140.14.14 and 94.140.15.15 as the primary and alternative addresses for systems that don’t accept URLs to DNS servers. You would block (some of) all the ads on any Internet connected device!