Damn, people need to lighten up here, OP posts an obvious joke and half of the comments are just “mUh iNdUsTrIaL SaFeTy”

I got some for free because my brother found a store that actually imports them (they aren’t available in regular supermarkets) and bought some.

Tastes like a generic sugar-free drink, I’d just go with a regular energy drink since it tastes better

I forgot where that button is because when I need a tab, I just open a random link on the page that I am on in a new tab and go where I need from there

You don’t even have to do it on the start button, any empty spot in the taskbar works

Speak for yourself, I always enjoyed eating chicken nuggets even knowing that they are made from pink goop or whatever

Me somewhere Japan yesterday

My local pizza place (in Japan) puts corn on pineapple pizza.

I might be a degenerate that enjoys pineapple on pizza, but corn is a strong no

Yeah, it’s the floaty feeling, I think that I had installed them, but IIRC you had to configure them by editing a config file and I couldn’t get it to work just right

I guess the Manjaro partition on my dual-boot laptop will finally be woken up for the first time in months

Side note: Anyone got advice on how to make my Synaptics touchpad work the same as it does on windows? That’s like my number 1 pet peve whenever I try Linux on my laptop

That’s me

That’s what my phone is set at 24/7, the only time it makes a noise from the speakers is when the alarm goes off in the morning.

The 4 3tb drives that I bought on a whim was also a good decision in hindsight.

Even during the cold war both sides had embassies in both countries, it’s nothing surprising

That sounds like something that I would absolutely do. Just observe and wait for chaos to happen while making a vague comment from time to time