Didn’t they die out 65 million years ago?

“What kind of world are we living in where some psycho can just decide one day that someone shouldn’t be alive anymo—oooh, I hear it now.”

Apple understands that trying to cut every corner to reduce cost is a recipe for garbage. More than that, they’re not afraid to spend what’s necessary to achieve better than “good”. I think they’re evil in other ways for sure, but I respect this about them. It shows in everything* they produce.

• Except for the butterfly keyboards…

This is just an old-school rocker / bouncer, no? It looks like it’s meant to “float” the child like a one-sided sea-saw?

I guess if you pulled it all the way down and released, it could slightly yeet the child, but there are absolutely better contraptions if going for distance

Do you know if it was a Dodge you dodged?

Compromise: “Insanely stupid”.

Y’know, we — as a group — are kind of stupid.

I’m not a dog scientist, but there’s pitbull in that dog.

Is the title not editable? The version I’m seeing on lemmy.world had me worried I was stroking out :/

Hard disagree. Kill all the children!

Paywall 🤦‍♂️