The twin’s name?

Albert Einstein.

Yes

Google: mind if we put a keylogger on your browser for spellchecking?

You: don’t

Google: OK, we won’t use the keylogger data for spellchecking

But we still check every time, just in case

LALALALALALALALALALALAA I CAN’T HEAR YOU THEREFORE YOU CAN’T DISPROVE MY ARGUMENT LALALALALALAALALALALALA

I will never stop being mad that “literally” got a new dictionary definition that’s literally not literally

Only OK if you also jerk off onto the pizza

You just didn’t search deep enough

(But that’s not mastodon’s fault)

On one hand, yeah I wish I wouldn’t have to hear about that piece of garbage ever again, but the mugshot is an exception because this little bit of justice feels like getting a nice bottle of cold water after being lost in a desert for years.

This, but instead of five dollars it’s like 0,01 cents for everything there is to know about you

So relatable

Your way of thinking makes sense but you’re interpreting it wrong.

If you can round up and say “0,9_ = 1” , then why can’t you round down and repeat until “0 = 1”? The thing is, there’s no rounding up, the 0,0…1 that you’re adding is infinitely small (inexistent).

It looks a lot less unintuitive if you use fractions:

1/3 = 0.3_

0.3_ * 3 = 0.9_

0.9_ = 3/3 = 1

You wouldn’t download a car dank meme