Smuuthbrane

So everybody is full of shit but me?

Fucking KNEW it.

It doesn’t really matter, it’s all just sinks inside each one anyway.

He does, it’s just pure gold and orchids.

#everybodypoops

It’s not gendered, it’s birds for turds and bees for pees.

Well that’s dinner sorted.

That’s the sound my cat makes when expelling a hair ball. CATSUP

Not possible, I’d have to print it.

I mean, I could probably do a capital T in cursive at the start and the end, but it just wouldn’t flow nicely.

Someone sent me a knit Duckbutt plush figure. I sent it to a friend. 10 years later it had gone all around North America (and part of Europe) and had collected trinkets and clothing from everywhere. It was epic.

It doesn’t appear to be leaking shit.

I’m cutting back, I’ll just have ONE White Russian thanks.

SERIOUSLY.

Well they sure as hell aren’t toast, tacos or calzones.

OOOoooh, so you make avatars. Neat.

Just wait until Harambe makes a cameo.

Turkthulu.

She’s entirely undressed.

For free???

Driving? You’re fine.

Drifting? You’ll get yer peepee whacked.