This vexes me.

Maybe so, but the last time this happened, it took both World Wars and the Great Depression to pull us out of the Gilded Age.

It’s gonna get reeeeeeeeal fuckin’ dicey over the next 30 years or so.

I’m not even really horny anymore. I just want someone to lay on top of me and just fucking crush my soul back in to my body while I cry.

Yeah, the combat in Skyrim is boring and uninspired, but that’s still a step up from Morrowind’s combat.

That’s my line of thinking.

Given the image Jack Black cultivated for himself, being around anyone who wished for a political figure’s death will work against that image, no matter how much Black may agree or disagree with Kyle. It’s a perfectly understandable decision and I doubt it’s permanent.

I’m thinking someone went nuts with the Photoshop. It’s what Elon Musk thinks he looks like, and I don’t think AI would be able to get that look just the way Elon wants it.

Super famous singer “offers” to be featured on your track

“Sure! I had my lawyer write up a contract; let me send it to your people and we can go from there.”

If they’re cool, they’ll negotiate and sign a contract. “Just trust me, bro!” is never an acceptable answer. Protect yourself; have a contract before collaborating with anyone.

Man, I just think about the opening for “Would?” by Alice in Chains. People who underappreciate the bass haven’t heard that song.

I remember laughing at some dude in a Ferarri not checking his blind spot and hitting his buddy’s Lamborghini. Then I read the story, and it turned out that the Ferrari flipped, landed on its roof (trapping the driver inside), and caught on fire. The driver and his wife burned to death.

I mean, fuck rich assholes in their $300,000 cars, but dying a firey death isn’t funny, no matter who they are.

Just slam some tequila. Then you won’t care if you look like Elaine while you’re dancing.

I’m mostly just mad that he fucking stanced it. Shit’s murder on your tires, your suspension, and your steering, all for the looks (and it looks stupid).

I had a hard time getting on the site formerly known as Twitter last night.

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6. Invest in a decent mattress.

They say that there’s two things you don’t skimp on: shoes, and your bed. You’re gonna spend half of your life in one, and the other half laying on the other.

I bought a nice mattress a couple of years ago during a clearance sale, and I would’ve paid full price for it even now. Best investment I’ve ever made, and I’ve had zero sleep issues since then.

English literature: “I will die for honor!”

French literature: “I will die for love!”

American literature: “I will die for freedom!”

Russian literature: “I will die.”

Let’s not forget Goth IHOP.